Monday, September 7, 2009

Just Checking In

Today was pretty ordinary, starting to get over my loss. I miss them so. My best friends they were. My new cleaning products arn't too bad they are improving but will take them a wile to get to my ideal standard.
I had quiet a horrific shock today. I never thought to clean my  friut and vegetables! My celery was so dusty!!! The potatoes were the worst so I got out my detol and scrubed them till they were shining!
I have started my own garden where I'm growing my own Bam Jiff and Palmolive.
Beter go chek on it!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Getting Better

Cleaning products have up'd their game. I think they have realised that they won't get used or get rewards if they don't do their job properly.
My new Bam is so far number one but Jiff is getting there...I can see that it is going to be a close race.
The police still havn't found my theif. They don't even seem to care apparently there are much bigger cases out there pffffft doubt it. Maybe I should give them a piece of my mind.
I need a jiff and tequila cocktail, talking about this is getting me all fired up.
tata for now.
For all of you with a cat I thnk you should watch this

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Satisfactory

Hmm so I will be able to live with my cleaning products, they don't make very good conversation like my old ones...tis quiet sad.
I should let them get used to my system of cleaning it does take some time.
I'm going to go  clean my inside my file cabinet in 5 so I'd better go have some breakfast, cornflakes with sugar and jiff YUM.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Finally...

Finally today I have brought up the courage to go shopping for cleaning products. It was so hard, I must have cried every time I went to make a purchase. I got all my regulars and a few of my specialties but they are not the same as my old ones...they had character. These ones are boring, lifeless and don't have any kind of personality.
Who am I going to talk to now when I do the cleaning myself! I would look like a mad woman!
Couldn't do that to my reputation.
I'm going to go see if these will match my standards.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Still Depressed...

I've been wondering around my house with nothing to do...I'm to sad to go out and buy new cleaning products...I loved my old ones how can I replace them?
It's like trying to replace a person...It doesn't happen.
They were my babies. They made me happy and kept my house so clean.
So here I am...twiddling my dirty foul thumbs...yuck.
My goodness this keyboard is filthy! I'd better get off before I catch something.

desprite cry's for help

I was robbed.
My cleaning products are all gone.
Why would someone do this to me.
I'm worried theyll find out about my amazing self cleaning bottle that I invented.
I can  see why they stole my products, they're the best but I don't understand why it was me.
What am I going to do...
I'm lost.
I havn't cleaned all day.
The dirt is getting thicker and thicker I CANNOT TAKE IT

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Normal Day

Hi boys and girls
Today is rather average and normal.

General cleaning, very boring day as I did not have much to do.
I have, however, adopted a new habit of constantly washing my hands every half an hour. It's very hygienic habit and it doesn't do you any harm. I think more people should do this. You never know who has touched a door handle or a book! It's really quiet shocking and I cannot believe I wasn't doing it sooner! Makes me feel rather sick to be honest.
I have the sudden urge to clean the outside of my house..